Friday, June 18, 2010

Bathrooms, Tangent 2

 Cleaning bathrooms is flippin disgusting. I do not know what the hell is wrong with you people, that you need to make the most effed up mess humanly possible, while being consciously aware of the fact that someone has to clean it. I understand that everyone has to poop, and whatever else bodily functions people do, but REALLY PEOPLE. I'm not gonna say the men are way worse, or the women are way worse, but they are both completely jacked up.
Men. If you piss on the seat, I don't care. Shit happens, I get that, thats why we have toilet paper. Wipe that shit up so it doesn't dry there for me or someone else to scrub off in the morning! However, that isn't even the worst part! How the F*ck do men manage to get that many pubes off themselves and into the urinal. You are probably like "Oh my god, how could he talk about this on his blog?" It's easy, because I have to clean this! This is not right at all, but this isn't as bad as the women, sorry women.
Women. WHAT THE HELL! I can respect you as a women. I believe women have equal rights, just as men. I acknowledge your painful ability to give birth to a child. I acknowledge your place in the workplace. In fact, I am a pretty big fan of women myself, unless you go into my bathrooms and decide to bleed all over the place. There are two HUGE options for you here before I get yelled at by women everywhere; you can wipe that shit up! Not that hard! Hell, I will even provide toilet paper for you to do so! We even have little bags next to the thrown to put your things in! OR, you could just choose to not make a mess. I can't speak on behalf of women, but I'm assuming that it is possible to do this stuff without getting blood everywhere.

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